Off we go then.

Met this legend, he took me for a spin on his bike.

“What do you mean?!” “Please let me die”

I guess it does show some level of self-awareness: “Well, this is a stupid and evil thing to say, so make me look like I’m Satan”.

Padang minivan taxis are awesome. Full stance-style, with ridiculous stickers.

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Our travel plans involved us taking the fast train into KL. It won’t allow surfboards. A stumble at the first hurdle.